Creep
It's funny John mentioned neighbors, because last night I was forced to confront mine or so I thought.
My neighbors have a very large house, and there are a lot of people living there. My theory is there are three generation represented, but I can't be sure.
Last night while working on my set pieces in the back yard, I delivered a perfect corner kick that bounced up off the trees and over the fence into my neighbors back yard. Oh shit! So I go to the door, past the four cars on their driveway and knock. Wait, knock wait, knock...okay now what...Who has four cars in front, and not one person home?
Not to be denied, I knew I had to go old school.
For the first time since 7th grade I was up and over the 6 foot fence, and onto my ball in seconds. As I exited through their gate I felt like a criminal. My fear was that they were really home, or would be driving up as I exited.
It's that crazy guy from next door!
First the fez, now he's in our backyard!!!!
Loco gringo!
But I was charmed, made a clean getaway and back to my world cup prep.
My neighbors have a very large house, and there are a lot of people living there. My theory is there are three generation represented, but I can't be sure.
Last night while working on my set pieces in the back yard, I delivered a perfect corner kick that bounced up off the trees and over the fence into my neighbors back yard. Oh shit! So I go to the door, past the four cars on their driveway and knock. Wait, knock wait, knock...okay now what...Who has four cars in front, and not one person home?
Not to be denied, I knew I had to go old school.
For the first time since 7th grade I was up and over the 6 foot fence, and onto my ball in seconds. As I exited through their gate I felt like a criminal. My fear was that they were really home, or would be driving up as I exited.
It's that crazy guy from next door!
First the fez, now he's in our backyard!!!!
Loco gringo!
But I was charmed, made a clean getaway and back to my world cup prep.
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